i really am sorry, creepy guy
um... hypothetical situation...
let's say you're a creepy guy.
and you're wandering around provo at 12:30 at night.
and you see a girl scrubbing her kitchen and airing out her apartment.
let's say you go and stand in her doorway.
and you startle her.
and you start talking to her.
and you sing a "negro spiritual" you wrote, to her.
and the melody is the same as the theme song to "MASH".
let's say that she continues to scrub the kitchen.
and she keeps on saying things like,
"well it was nice to meet you."
and
"i hope you have a nice night."
let's say that you refuse to leave.
and you stay.
and you stay.
and you stay.
let's say that you stay until she can take it no longer.
and so she says,
"well, maybe the next time you're wandering around writing songs and i'm having a late night scrub session we'll run into each other."
and you take that to mean:
"i want you. i need you. oh baby. oh baby."
let's say that you then ask for her phone number...
ok, hypothetical creepy but harmless guy, what would you rather the girl do?
a. say, "i'm sorry. no, you can't have my number... bye." or
b. give you a fake number so that you'll go away.
because last night i chose "b".
neither option is good. both will end up in bad feelings as well as bad karma.
but my kitchen is clean.
let's say you're a creepy guy.
and you're wandering around provo at 12:30 at night.
and you see a girl scrubbing her kitchen and airing out her apartment.
let's say you go and stand in her doorway.
and you startle her.
and you start talking to her.
and you sing a "negro spiritual" you wrote, to her.
and the melody is the same as the theme song to "MASH".
let's say that she continues to scrub the kitchen.
and she keeps on saying things like,
"well it was nice to meet you."
and
"i hope you have a nice night."
let's say that you refuse to leave.
and you stay.
and you stay.
and you stay.
let's say that you stay until she can take it no longer.
and so she says,
"well, maybe the next time you're wandering around writing songs and i'm having a late night scrub session we'll run into each other."
and you take that to mean:
"i want you. i need you. oh baby. oh baby."
let's say that you then ask for her phone number...
ok, hypothetical creepy but harmless guy, what would you rather the girl do?
a. say, "i'm sorry. no, you can't have my number... bye." or
b. give you a fake number so that you'll go away.
because last night i chose "b".
neither option is good. both will end up in bad feelings as well as bad karma.
but my kitchen is clean.
