fire bad. tree pretty.

writer's block.

head like clogged up drain.

like drain full of hair.

and semi opinions.

be patient.

will find figurative draino.

fix everything.


yay!

Comments

Jon said…
You sound Asian.
Tue Jul 05, 02:33:00 pm
Leah said…
the image of a drain full of hair made me think of the villa. and i gagged.
Tue Jul 05, 09:25:00 pm
Anonymous said…
Semi Opinions??

Don't tell me the drain-o killed em off!
Tue Jul 05, 10:19:00 pm
barnesanova said…
take my challenge kat. step up, step up!
Wed Jul 06, 07:12:00 am
Nama said…
heehee..."FIRE BAAAADD!" i love phil hartman.
Wed Jul 06, 09:23:00 am
Kirsten said…
that was pretty creative for writers block.
Wed Jul 06, 10:52:00 am
Em said…
just don't drink real draino. i hear coke works just as well to unclog drains. and it tastes better. you can get it in lime, vanilla, diet, zero, etc. draino just comes in gross.
Wed Jul 06, 12:54:00 pm
Erika said…
Okay, what's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero???
Wed Jul 06, 01:28:00 pm
Jay said…
I think the difference depends on which fad diet you are on.

Diet Coke is now sweetened with Splenda, but Coke Zero is sweetened with a blend of aspartame and acesulfame potassium.

Plus, Diet Coke rivals Diet Pepsi. Coke Zero will rival Pepsi One.

I think the cola wars are getting heated again.
Wed Jul 06, 03:05:00 pm
Leah said…
Jay, I'm so glad that you know these things!
Wed Jul 06, 10:30:00 pm
Jena said…
I had a good load of vanilla coke to keep me awake last night. Didn't work, and now I'm sick. Just thought I'd share.
Thu Jul 07, 08:42:00 am
talkingdonkey said…
I liked Coke better when it was sweetened with cocaine. Now THAT was some good Coca-Cola
Thu Jul 07, 10:44:00 am
Ben said…
Hey--

I was just rummaging around all the Provo-based blogs I could find (or at least the interesting-looking ones), and yours has made me laugh. Good job with this.
Thu Jul 07, 04:40:00 pm
Tiff said…
Not a fan of Coke myself, although I do fancy a good Diet Vanilla Cherry Dr.Pepper. Long name but it's worth it.
Fri Jul 08, 12:09:00 am
Erika said…
Well Duh! Coke Zero is going to kick Pepsi One's trash because Pepsi One has 1 calorie! Plus, Pepsi One is kind of gross. I haven't tried the new Coke Zero. I think I'm slightly afraid...
Fri Jul 08, 10:17:00 am
barnesanova said…
do you need a sponsor in bars in provo if you're only drinking coke from out of town?
Fri Jul 08, 10:53:00 am
Jay said…
Here in Utah, you have to buy a membership to the local clubs and bars. Then you have to go through a rigorous boot camp style drinking camp. There you are taught the alphabet backwards and have balancing class. Once you graduate, it's on to everyone's favorite game show: "Drink the German-Irish midget under the Table". If you can do that, then you are allowed in to a Utah bar.
Fri Jul 08, 12:13:00 pm
Fat eSpence said…
Use drano-gel. It's much more effective.
Tue Jul 12, 12:37:00 pm
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