i think i'm paranoid. and complicated

i was completely convinced while waiting in the drive thru line at kneaders, that i was being stalked by a zamboni.
a seemingly crazy sentence, since zamboni's rarely venture out amongst the populace.
but i saw in my rear view mirror a zamboni-like vehicle pass behind me EIGHT times.
and let me assure you being stalked by a zamboni is not the joy ride you might think it to be. sure, they can seem carefree and wholesome on a brightly lit ice skating rink, but it's a whole different story when you meet one on the streets because their intentions cannot necessarily be trusted.
i think i saw a movie once where this guy gets chased by a zamboni. and he's trying to outrun it, but it's the 70's and his car is large and crappy and might not have enough gas to get to the top of the hill and i think it was an early steven spielberg movie and, sure, maybe it was about a guy being chased by a semi truck, but still...

anyways, that's why when i parked my car on 700 east and got out and looked up to see the lights of a tow truck pull up behind me...
that's why i screamed.