nutrition

a week's worth of breakfasts...

friday, january 19, 2007: denny's eggs over my hammy, diet coke (16 oz).
saturday, january 20, 2007: bag of hershey's dark chocolate, two red vines.
sunday, january 21, 2007: sugar free oatmeal with soy milk.
monday, january 22, 2007: wendys fries (size small), diet coke (21 oz).
tuesday, january 23, 2007: dorritos, chocolate donettes, diet coke w/ lime (32 oz).
wednesday, january 24, 2007: diet coke (12 oz + 12 oz + 21 oz + 12 oz), 3 excedrin.
thursday, january 25, 2007: parmesan chips, brownie, diet coke (21 oz).

it's kind of a miracle i don't weigh 500 lbs.

Comments

Jay said…
It's kind of a miracle that Diet Coke doesn't ask you to make their labels for them.
Thu Jan 25, 02:46:00 pm
Andrew H said…
Diet Coke, the breakfast of champions. I also respect your attempt at health on the 7th day.
Thu Jan 25, 06:22:00 pm
Em said…
sounds familiar. and delicious.
Thu Jan 25, 09:26:00 pm
Jon said…
The problem may be that that is ALL you eat.

I'm just sayin'.
Fri Jan 26, 08:12:00 am
Chester B. said…
Do you ever feel embarrassed ordering the Denny's breakfast menu items out loud?

I mean, a man can only say "Rooty tooty fresh and fruity" so many times until he's no longer a man.
Fri Jan 26, 11:22:00 am
Kimberly said…
It's also kind of a miracle that you are not seriously ill. I would be if I ate what you eat. Do you get headaches a lot?
Fri Jan 26, 12:09:00 pm
Nama said…
mmm...breakfast...
Fri Jan 26, 01:22:00 pm
Lincoln said…
Red vines are gross. Unless you make flutes out of them.
Fri Jan 26, 11:31:00 pm
Leah said…
it's kind of a miracle you're not a 500 lb diabetic with rotten teeth and bad skin. come to think of it, your seeming good health is kinda spooky. i think you might be an alien.
Sat Jan 27, 09:07:00 pm
john said…
I'm concerned about how little fruit you are getting in your diet. You need to start working in some apple turnovers, rasberry jelly-filled donuts and chocolate-covered raisins as soon as possible.
Mon Jan 29, 07:46:00 am
Ben said…
I'm glad the trend continued with monstrous, rebellion-against-your-mother, chocolate chip pancakes.
Mon Jan 29, 07:08:00 pm
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