it's my birthday

today is the day where i birthday it up kat style.

um... and it's also the day i promise to never say that again.

remember when i was 25?
ya... it was good times.

in fact, here are 25 very important things i did as a 25 year old.

1. i took up jogging.
2. i gave up jogging.
3. i bought all the seasons of "arrested development".
4. i lent out all the seasons of "arrested development".
5. repeatedly.
   
6. i went to the four corners.
7. against my will i designed a "droppings" line.
8. which became hugely popular.
9. making me want to kill myself.
10. i bought a pencil skirt.
11. i threw up for the first time in 15 years.
12. i lost 10 pounds.
13. i feel i should mention the losing of 10 pounds and the throwing up have little to no correlation.
14. i drank approximately 11, 680 oz of diet coke.
15. mmm...
16. that's about 730 pounds.
17. i developed a new voice in my head whose sole purpose is to heckle me every sunday night while i'm feverishly trying to get my quota of ribbons tied.
18. it's awkward.
19. i went to disneyland.
20. and boston.
21. and denver.
22. did i mention how popular the "droppings" are?
23. seriously. i even got offered a job on saturday because of them.
24. i met literally tens of people.
25. i fell in love with myself all over again.

jealous?