it's my birthday
today is the day where i birthday it up kat style.
um... and it's also the day i promise to never say that again.
remember when i was 25?
ya... it was good times.
in fact, here are 25 very important things i did as a 25 year old.
- i took up jogging.
- i gave up jogging.
- i bought all the seasons of "arrested development".
- i lent out all the seasons of "arrested development".
- repeatedly.
- i went to the four corners.
- against my will i designed a "droppings" line.
- which became hugely popular.
- making me want to kill myself.
- i bought a pencil skirt.
- i threw up for the first time in 15 years.
- i lost 10 pounds.
- i feel i should mention the losing of 10 pounds and the throwing up have little to no correlation.
- i drank approximately 11, 680 oz of diet coke.
- mmm...
- that's about 730 pounds.
- i developed a new voice in my head whose sole purpose is to heckle me every sunday night while i'm feverishly trying to get my quota of ribbons tied.
- it's awkward.
- i went to disneyland.
- and boston.
- and denver.
- did i mention how popular the "droppings" are?
- seriously. i even got offered a job on saturday because of them.
- i met literally tens of people.
- i fell in love with myself all over again.
jealous?
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umm, happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Kat. May the voices in your head this upcoming year inspire you to create a droppings line so popular that you get to travel all the way to CocaCola headquarters where you get paid a lifetime supply of Diet Coke and get an opportunity to film a commercial with a jogging Jason Bateman, which even though you get nervous, you don't throw up and go on to meet at least 11 more people.
Happy Birthday!!!