Monday, April 12, 2010

a couple of months ago i decided to give up diet coke. there are many reasons to give up caffeinated soda, some of them good and some of them stupid.
things that are NOT helping me to give up the diet coke:
1. other beverages
2. my computer screen
3. the spice girls song playing on the radio
4. florescent lights
5. halogen lights
6. the sun
7. ibuprofin
8. chocolate
9. people on the freeway
10. people in my office
11. people
12. your face

things that ARE in fact helping me to give up the diet coke:
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the end.