about 20-25 years ago, he lived next door to my grandma and consequently he and i would play together almost every day. one summer afternoon, we sat in his living room eating popsicles when he inexplicably stood up and stripped nude. following his lead, i stood up and RAN HOME!
later, his mother brought him over to my grandma's house and forced him to apologize to me for nuding up.
i did not bring up this story the other day.
but it is so in my arsenal in case i ever see him being a jerk.
it's my own brand of vigilante justice.