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this is ziggy... i have this theory. that ziggy... is a dog. i've been basing my whole relationship with ziggy off of this canine assumption. i take him on walks, feed him dog food, put him in dog training class so that after 6 months of class i can go through this process... "sit, ziggy." "ziggy. hey. ziggy." "sit." "no. ziggy. i said, 'sit.' are you listening to me?" " sigh... fine." "stand there... good boy." as i was saying, i've been assuming for the last few years that ziggy's a dog but a neighborhood tomcat has openly decided to challenge my ruling. i don't have a picture of the cat but he is huge and beautiful and in love with ziggy. i know it's love because of the late night "mreeeooooowwww"ing outside the window and the gifts left on our doorstep (dead mouse, dead sparrow) and the general always aroundyness of the tomcat. there is something very real going on and i don't kn

weave, seek, help: too tall for vegas

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this post is dedicated to all the "of all"s i have swarming through my head on a daily/nightly/not-really-nightly basis. the first of all is, did you guys watch "community" this season? because it is hilarious. by far my favorite new show because it involves "ghosting," wanting to "can't be me love" a.k.a. "love don't cost a thing" a person, a paintball apocalypse, and an argument that ended with the line, "for the record, there was an episode of 'happy days' where a guy literally jumped over a shark! and it was the best one!" i want to marry chevy chase, hang out on the "community" set, befriend the guy who plays "abed" and force him to always be in character and answer to the name abed. it is a four-step plan. a weird, bordering on psychotic, four-step plan. second of all, it is impossible to debate a political issue with someone whose main rebuttal is, "well, i don't believe tha