This has nothing to do with anything, but I love that thing when you’re in your car and you yield for a pedestrian and they, like, change the way that they walk so it looks like they’re jogging. I mean, they’re not moving any faster, but at least they look like they value my time.
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Just now, as I left the 7/11 with my Diet Coke, I heard the guy in line behind me say to the cashier, “Hey, dude. Just a sec.” And then I heard him walk up behind me and clear his throat. And as I turned around and looked at him, he stopped, looked me up and down, shook his head, and then went back inside. Listen. I don’t know what it is I’m feeling right now, but I bet the Germans have a good word for it.