Good... And Good for You

Today is my 10-year Dogiversary. To give you some perspective, there’s only one other thing that I’ve spent time with EVERY DAY for the last 10 years. And that is my with my life partner, Television. Seriously. Like, all of the stories from the last decade that I tell people involve Ziggy. ... or Television. My point is that I. Love. Television. Wait. Was that my point? ... Dangit. I don’t think that was my point.

Happy New Years, friends!! I always have to make resolutions like, “Act like an actual, grown up human.” Because I’m that weirdo walking up & down the aisles at Smith’s mumbling, “Don’t start dancing to the N’Sync song. DON’T start dancing to the N’Sync song...”* *Based on a true story. *Based on ten minutes ago.