i'm almost through my busy time of year. in fact, i'm so close with being done with halloween and christmas '09 i can taste it. and when i say i can taste it, what i mean is that i'm currently eating candy samples from what will be my next packaging project... nostalgia candy. i'm surrounded by all my most favorite candies from my childhood. don't worry, i'll list it out one by one. i'm talking about pixie sticks, pop rocks, ring pops, cry babies, fire balls, candy necklaces and fun dip and something called "zotz". i'm telling you, this totally makes up for the taj mahal themed gum drop label i had to make.
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some lesser known rules of human nature... 1. my friends and i will never be able to finish a plate of baked goods because nobody wants to be the person who takes the last piece. we will however break the last piece in infinite halves. this is a real life example of zeno's dichotomy paradox . 2. in any given dvd commentary the word "genius" will be used 32 times. 3. a person's moderation, patience, and (let's face it) basic decency diminishes sharply the moment they stop communicating with someone face-to-face, ergo an otherwise normal person has a high chance of being mean and crazy via phone. here, i've graphed it out... my first job was as a telemarketer and i wanted to quit after the first fifteen minutes. but i didn't. i quit after 4 hours. which is why i have this sympathy for the telemarketers of the world. i have no problem sitting through their speech and required three attempts, and usually when i do they are so filled with relief they start m...
to: the month of may
the other day i went to chevron for a diet coke and my chevron boyfriend was all, "i haven't seen you for a while." and i was all, "ya, i know." and then he was all "where have you been?" and i was all, "i don't know... busy?" so there you go, month of may. i've been busy. disinterested, non caffeinated, and busy. supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting... and busy.