For Sale
My next door neighbors put their house up for sale and I’m bummed because I really like them and I don’t want them to move. So, you know, the only course of action is OBVIOUSLY to sabotage their open house using sitcom logic. Like, by walking around with a boombox on my shoulder blasting heavy metal music. Or by pretending to have a loud, angry phone call regarding “tonight’s drop.” Or by sneaking over to the open house wearing a fake mustache and spreading rumors about crime and toxic waste. Guys, I have a feeling that this is going to be a very special episode of Kat.