For Sale
My next door neighbors put their house up for sale and I’m bummed because I really like them and I don’t want them to move.
So, you know, the only course of action is OBVIOUSLY to sabotage their open house using sitcom logic.
Like, by walking around with a boombox on my shoulder blasting heavy metal music.
Or by pretending to have a loud, angry phone call regarding “tonight’s drop.”
Or by sneaking over to the open house wearing a fake mustache and spreading rumors about crime and toxic waste.
Guys, I have a feeling that this is going to be a very special episode of Kat.
So, you know, the only course of action is OBVIOUSLY to sabotage their open house using sitcom logic.
Like, by walking around with a boombox on my shoulder blasting heavy metal music.
Or by pretending to have a loud, angry phone call regarding “tonight’s drop.”
Or by sneaking over to the open house wearing a fake mustache and spreading rumors about crime and toxic waste.
Guys, I have a feeling that this is going to be a very special episode of Kat.
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