commute

now hear this!

when my mangled, lifeless body is pulled from the twisted steel that was my two-door car, please know my tragic and untimely death was most certainly at the hands of a ford expedition.


stupid big cars.

Comments

Nama said…
evil, evil SUVs. i'd rather own a dodge stratus.
meagan said…
I'll bet you $10 I've seen that beast. I hate commuting.
Carolyn said…
maybe you should have started with "if"
Saule Cogneur said…
Isn't it great to know that when most foreigners see Americans, that's what they see?

Somehow our only goal in life is to waste as much food, water, space, and energy as humanly possible. Lavishness is proportional to our place on the economic/societal ladder, right?

"Got to impress the neighbors..."
Chester B. said…
I'm installing missle mount on our Subaru for just such occasions.
Rach said…
And the driver will be on their cell phone and eating lunch and talking to their kid in the back seat.