Good... And Good for You

I tried to start some seeds to plant in my garden, but over the last month they have ALL slowly withered and died. (Hashtag!: Black Thumb) And, as someone who grew up on “Beauty and the Beast,” when the last of my petals fell, I absolutely DID look in the mirror and think, “Whelp! Guess I’m stuck forever as this beast!” But come on. Deep down we all know that, if anything, I’m the footstool dog thing.

The other night I got home, walked in my house, decided I was going to make brownies or cookies or something, and excitedly ran to my kitchen to see what my options were. CUT TO! Me, flat on my face in the hallway and bleeding out of my foot, because I got too excited and tripped during my sprint to the kitchen. The thing is, this is the second time in as many years that I’ve had a food-sprint-related fall in my own home. Which, ya, makes me look like a real idiot. But, guys, in my defense... food is SO GOOD. Have you even tried it? Have you?? If you haven’t, you totally should. It’ll blow your mind.