Gardener

I tried to start some seeds to plant in my garden, but over the last month they have ALL slowly withered and died.

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And, as someone who grew up on “Beauty and the Beast,” when the last of my petals fell, I absolutely DID look in the mirror and think, “Whelp! Guess I’m stuck forever as this beast!”

But come on.

Deep down we all know that, if anything, I’m the footstool dog thing.