a story about how sometimes men are vastly superior to women...

guy sitting behind me: excuse me.

me: yes?

guy: are you ever compared to any famous singers?

me: all the time.

guy: really?

me: no.

guy: oh. well, has anyone ever told you that you look like colby calait?

me: heh... actually, ya, once before.

guy: i think you look just like her.

me: thanks, i think. truthfully, i don't really know who she is or what she looks like.

guy: it's a compliment. she's totally beautiful.

[girl sitting next to him stiffens]

me: wow. i'll take it then. thank you!

girl: has anyone ever told you that you look like celine dion?

me: ... um... no.

girl: interesting.

me: ... but you know what, celine dion's kind of awesome. and super thin. so i'm taking that as a compliment. mercy. [exeunt]

important update!!:

that girl had a point.