bad date
when you're in a very crowded food court and you're gasping for breath because you've just managed to hack the piece of panda express food you were choking on across the table at your date, what do you you say to him as he stares warily at you?
a. "don't you just love their orange chicken?"
b. "so... you're an english major?"
c. "i did that to teach you a lesson about being prepared. do you even know how to give the heimlich manuever? do you even know?? answer me!!"
d. "ya... i'm not sexy."
a. "don't you just love their orange chicken?"
b. "so... you're an english major?"
c. "i did that to teach you a lesson about being prepared. do you even know how to give the heimlich manuever? do you even know?? answer me!!"
d. "ya... i'm not sexy."
