forget me not
yes. the rumors are true. i forgot my mother's birthday yesterday.
i'm pretty sure you can go to hell for something like that.
my karma's completely messed up now. on my way to work this morning i HIT A GARBAGE CAN and shattered my side view mirror.
something must be done. something drastic. something to reallign the beautiful cosmos of my life. so i've been going through the list of presents i've bought recently but haven't ended up giving people to see what i can give my mother to appease her.
trendy bright green necklace? no.
wallet with bunny that says "buy me stuff and i'll be nicer"? probably not.
darth vader mask? hmm... not bad.
a can of chicken and stars soup? perhaps.
gift certificate to book store? that actually might work.
chocolate, lot's and lot's of chocolate? duh.
a kite with a dragon on it? hot chocolate mix? a pair of earrings that broke? my first born??
i'm in so much trouble.
i'm pretty sure you can go to hell for something like that.
my karma's completely messed up now. on my way to work this morning i HIT A GARBAGE CAN and shattered my side view mirror.
something must be done. something drastic. something to reallign the beautiful cosmos of my life. so i've been going through the list of presents i've bought recently but haven't ended up giving people to see what i can give my mother to appease her.
trendy bright green necklace? no.
wallet with bunny that says "buy me stuff and i'll be nicer"? probably not.
darth vader mask? hmm... not bad.
a can of chicken and stars soup? perhaps.
gift certificate to book store? that actually might work.
chocolate, lot's and lot's of chocolate? duh.
a kite with a dragon on it? hot chocolate mix? a pair of earrings that broke? my first born??
i'm in so much trouble.
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perhaps some tickets to an all-provo production of 'our house'? or maybe a plant that you bought as a seed but grew to fruition for a splendidly blossomish presentation.
What better gift than a grandchild who is born on g'ma's birthday too. Better get one of those Cambodian infants before Angelina Jolie buys them all up.
p.s. i forgot my sister's birthday yesterday, but she's estranged from the fam. so i don't think i'm going to hell.
In fact, you should just give one present on Christmas that says both "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas." I mean, Christmas is just one big birthday party anyway, right?
My birthday is close to Thanksgiving and usually I got leftovers as part of the party food. That sucks !! I'm against all combinings of birthdays and other everts into one party. Because, really, what's the real motivation for the party, you or the other event?? And why should you have to compete with another holiday anyway??
BOO to combined parties !!!!
:)
It's like the Christmas and Birthday before one goes on a mission...it's hard to be excited about getting a suit from Santa Claus.