Havering

As a young nerdling, I freaking LOVED that Proclaimers “500 Miles” song. I still do. I scream-sing it whenever it comes on the radio.

But as a tired, jaded, scream-singing adult, I’m singing a song of lies.

Because I know full well that I wouldn’t walk 500 miles (and 500 more) for anyone.

I won’t even set my Tinder “distance setting” above 7 miles.