jeffrey

listen... i understand that jeffrey and i are not best friends.
i understand that him borrowing my pirated copy of "zoolander" a year and a half ago does not constitute a real relationship.
i understand that i am not his confidante nor his girlfriend.
i understand that he isn't actually my real life version of "cronk".
i understand this.
what i don't understand is how any girl could ever kick him in the heart.
or why when i saw his ex girlfriend walk past my apartment today i had to stop myself from going outside and pummeling her.