wishful thinking

people whom i've sometimes wished would read my blog, until i actually think about it and decide it's better off that they don't...

• my mom
• jacque cousteaux (even though he's dead. i think. if he's not, he's like 133 years old, in which case why isn't he on the news?)
• donahue (even though he might be dead too)
• pauly shore (even though his career is dead)
• doogie howser (even though he's fictional)
• james
• one of the old members of menudo (but not ricky martin)
• leonard nemoy
• somebody french