delusions of grandeur

yesterday, i was getting some last minute christmas shopping done at the mall and this guy came up to and was all, "don't i know you?"
and i was all, "not likely."
and he was all, "oh. you should be famous. and also rich."
and i was all, "tell me about it."
and so he handed me a big wad of money. and then just stood there and started clapping.
and then everyone in the mall started applauding.
and someone gave me a tiara.
and then hugh jackman came up to me and was all, "come with me, my love."
sigh... and i did.

that would've been awesome, right?