the nanny

things i've taught jacob that i probably shouldn't have, but i did anyway...
"we will rock you"
"won't you take me to... FUNKY TOWN!!"
"kat's gorgeous."
the mccaulay caulkin "home alone" face
"arriba arriba ay! ay! ay!"
"how YOU doin'?"

things i unintentionally taught jacob that have revealed what a huge freak i really truly am...
"eeps!"
"what's up?"
"dirty animal"
"awesome"
"totally"

i'm just relieved that he hasn't started telling "your mom" jokes yet.