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this morning i put my groceries in my car and then put my cart in one of those parking lot, cart returny things because it's one of my top pet peeves when people leave their shopping carts all helter skelter so you can't get into a parking space, or you do but you end up scratching your car on the cart because for the love! you're a driver and NOT a magician who can also sit in a block of ice for 17 days and guess the number that you, the viewers at home are thinking of, am i right? but let's gain some perspective, shall we? yes, the whole shopping cart thing is definitely a pet peeve but it stands no comparison to the rest of my pet peeve list movies about animals/babies where they use cgi to make it look like they're really talking that's right "babe: pig in the city", i'm looking at you!, nicholas cage, text messaging, and the fact that you can't ask someone who they're going to call without 30 people yelling "ghostbusters!" but i don't want to get off topic and when i got back to my car my lettuce was wilted, my milk was sour, my chocolate was melted, and my eggs had incubated and hatched leaving me with 18 very angry and very hot little chickens which i ended up naming "kat".
all 18 of them.
so from now on please refer to me as "human kat" to avoid confusion.
all 18 of them.
so from now on please refer to me as "human kat" to avoid confusion.
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damn human kat that's some hubris!
*giggling at the image of the hatched eggs*
Rolling on the floor. Laughing.
I was thinking of blogging a list of my pet peeves, but then I decided it was too long and people would start gossipping. And that word may or may not be spelled wrong, depending on whether you are BRITISH.
Maybe you should have your groceries delivered to your house. I'm sure you could feign disability. :) "Yes...I have 18 babies (chicks) at home, and I just need some help...