grease bullet

there is a supposedly miraculous product out there called the grease bullet.
even the greasiest, dirtiest pot is turned all glimmery when bathed in the bullet.
observe...

now i say this product is "supposedly" miraculous. i mean, pots and pans are all well and good, but i've never found myself in a situation where my kitchenware was completely covered in grease, nor do i foresee a time when that situation will arise.
unless i start deep frying my microwave dinners.
hmmmm...
anyways, the grease bullet could so easily be bumped up to "truly a gift from on high", excaliburish status if it could be used on other things.


or even better...


and nama, ritzy and i unanimously agree that if the grease bullet can be used on, you know, inanimate objects, and fries and stuff, why stop there?

i mean, i've always thought nothing (short of a sound delousing or hosing down with holy water) would have an effect on k-fed, but does he really just need to be bathed in grease bullet?


and is nama right? if dipped in grease bullet, would collin farrell become...

colin firth?

and maybe, if there was a super grease bullet max, we could do something about paris hilton. it might take multiple dips but i think it's worth a shot.


i'd gladly pay $10 + shipping and handling for that.

wouldn't you?


p.s. i feel it's worth forcing everyone notice how much i did not make fun of britney spears.
craig fergeson would be proud of me.