monday

last week my dinner sang to me.

it was a somewhat new experience for me.
yet it was undeniable, my entree was singing "mary had a little lamb".


so?
so. i did what any carnitarian would do in my place. i stopping eating the accompanying fava beans, closed my eyes and grabbed my fork.
determined to hear nothing but the silence of the lamb sirloin.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Man, I want to move to Katonia where you get to eat fava beans and lamb sirloin. Is the meat also moist and tender in Katonia?
Anonymous said…
Wow, for living out of a cardboard box, you sure are eating well.
kat said…
i'm saving a lot of money on rent.
matt said…
ya know what else goes well with fava beans? liver...
john said…
“Please don’t eat me” the lamb said sheepishly.

“I don’t know, ewe look pretty good” replied Kat.

“I taste wooly baaaad!” bleated the lamb in shear terror.

But Kat rammed her fork into the sirloin anyway.
kat said…
pun count:4.

that might be a record!