why you shouldn't put pictures of your kids on your blog... lesson 1

grandma was showing me a photo album on saturday and it was then that i came to a horrifying realization.
i was not an attractive baby.
tragedy.
goofy picture after goofy picture... who would have guessed i would blossom into the stunning creature i am today?

indeed.
it made me think of that scene in "arrested development" where lindsay talks about her business venture "mommy, what will i look like?". i wanted to link to it, but stupid youtube is no longer the video clip piazza it once was. i found various reenactments of "a.d." scenes made by friendless, talentless preteens. and also porn. but no actual clip of what i wanted. people would bring in their babies and then, using high tech equipment, lindsay would print out a picture of what the baby would look like as an adult- cut back to lindsay telling michael, "well, if you bring an ugly child in, you can't get mad when an ugly adult comes out."
anyways, thanks to my blog stalking skillz, i now have the technology at my fingertips...

katmy, what will i look like?

baby bennett-ott

british baby bennett-ott

not really a baby howzett

granted, there may be some room for error.
afterall, i was supposed to grow up into this...

Comments

Anonymous said…

I remember the email where it had Michael Jackson in various pictures from childhood to now. The capture read something like: "Only in America can a young black boy grow up to be a beautiful white woman."

Mon Oct 22, 06:29:00 pm