many things to many people

on not coming to work on saturday...
"salt lake needs me out there... even more than it needs me in here tormenting lyle."

on doing laundry...
"how was the laundromat?"
"cold."
"that's to keep the clothes fresh."

mostly i just wanted to post something on friday the 13th.

please tell me your best quote of the day.

ahem... top that!
if you would be so kind.

Comments

Rach said…
"The lottery is a tax on stupidity." (Note: this is paraphrasing. And I can't remember who said it. So I don't know if that really qualifies.)
Fri Jun 13, 01:55:00 pm
Jay said…
"How old is your computer?" - This is a phrase I say alot at work.
Sat Jun 14, 12:38:00 am
Anonymous said…
"Why is there so much hate in your heart?"
Sun Jun 15, 12:38:00 pm
Cracka Chips said…
"My mom dropped a plate and some of it got stuck in my leg."

"Oh! So it was glass in your leg!"

"No it was Porcelain."
Mon Jun 16, 11:11:00 am
Nama said…
this happened last night, but i only read your blog today...

after hearing about a race called the "cherokee run"...

"Where's the Cherokee Run?"

"On the Trail of Tears."

yes, i'm marrying a insensitive racist.
Mon Jun 16, 01:00:00 pm
Fat eSpence said…
for Rach:

Lottery is known as the "stupid human tax." I love that one.
Fri Jun 20, 08:00:00 am
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