big words
you might be interested to know that my father, the 6'4" giant of a man who kills spiders for me on a regular basis, knows a lot of big words.
words like gauche, autocratic, and macabre.
you might also be interested to know that my father used each of those words while talking to my brother-in-law, the tall, zoophobic iranian who is learning english by watching "while you were sleeping" with the subtitles on and wore his "proud to be a berkley mom" sweatshirt to dinner a few weeks ago.
and you just might be interested to know that in each instance i left the room to laugh hysterically into a pillow.
words like gauche, autocratic, and macabre.
you might also be interested to know that my father used each of those words while talking to my brother-in-law, the tall, zoophobic iranian who is learning english by watching "while you were sleeping" with the subtitles on and wore his "proud to be a berkley mom" sweatshirt to dinner a few weeks ago.
and you just might be interested to know that in each instance i left the room to laugh hysterically into a pillow.
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