last week, there was a guy on the radio whom i named "inferior stefon."
he was like this!
he's some sort of local, "night life" columnist and i was super excited to hear him promote the downtown happenings for the weekend, but it wound up being the biggest letdown of my life.
(hyperbole? you decide)
and sure, part of the problem is his source material, because how many "human roombas" and "football jellyfish" can you find in salt lake city?
and sure, part of the problem is that stefon is not a real person.
but come on, son! part of the problem is you. you need to step up your game.
naturally, this got me thinking whom i would be if i just tried a little harder.
and the first thing that came to mind was andy rooney.
that's not weird, right?