I truly worry about the day that I go missing and the FBI has to delve into my phone’s search history for clues. Because you know that some crime podcast is gonna parse where my head was at when I googled “do koalas have STDs?”
What they need to understand is that I have a totally healthy curiosity about the world around me!!
... which is why I also googled “whale nipples.”
What they need to understand is that I have a totally healthy curiosity about the world around me!!
... which is why I also googled “whale nipples.”
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