Good... And Good for You

yesterday as i ate bruschetta, pollo gratella, and creme brulee served by the first man i've ever been unable to describe as anything other than "jaunty" and who may have been faking his british accent, and cleared by a short man named "heidi" [deep breath to be taken here. because seriously, this sentence is super long] , it ocurred to me how great life can be. and when "jaunty" gave me the creme brulee for free because when he told me they were out of the tiramisu i'd originally ordered i'd launched into a sob story about how i'd come for the tiramisu and i'd driven three hours in the snow so why didn't he just shove me in a ditch while he was at it [go ahead. take another deep breath] , it ocurred to me that whining about tiramisu is exactly why the rest of the world hates us.

my bedroom is the physical manifestation of my state-of-mind which, as it turns out, always transfers into the state of my hair. in other words, they are all three a mess.

i'm afraid i've been thinking. about tattoos, actually. and the quote from that thing the guy showed me awhile ago that went something like, "think about what you liked 10 years ago. would you want that permenantly placed on your body? probably not. so chances are, 10 years from now your likes and dislikes will have changed just as much." it was way funnier when i watched the guy say it. on that thing. he was all sarcastic and using a funny voice. but you get the jist. and really, couldn't that paraphrase apply to just about anything? i mean, how is a person supposed to commit to any sort of decision when they'll most definitely change in the next 10 years? because seriously, 10 years ago i liked cheerleading and tucking my shirt into my shorts. and brad pitt. now, let's be clear. this isn't me whining about my commitment phobias. yada yada yada... i have dating issues... yada yada yada... i'll probably die alo nobody cares! i don't even care...

we interrupt our normally scheduled blogcasting for this very special message from our queen, our liege, and our blogtator... um... me. kat. i am having a bad. day . i have officially made three, fairly large mistakes in the last 6 hours. i flaked a press-check at one of our printers, forgot to make the christmas label chart, and messed up the friggin' (yes, i said "friggin". i didn't think "friggin", but that's what i'm writing and that's what i'm remaining loyal to) payroll. what's that rosalie? you wanted a paycheck? well, sorry. you can't have it. because i am an idiot. now, i also had trouble counting to 10 ("6 boxes plus 4 boxes. so, eight! wait. that's not right...") , made a fool of myself while trying to speak spanish to one of our temps ("catorce y trece quatro... um... treintayquatro... um... thirty-four... so, uh, como se llama?") , and tipped over a pile of sales orders. and the easter label idea...

last night we played the game "love him, hate her". introduced by "will & grace", it's the ever enjoyable time passer involving a magazine and a blatant disregard for ambiguity. so, this morning i woke up with a certain song in my head which reminded me of a certain music video... i love christopher walken.

yes, yes. today i'm late. happy text twist day! unscramble the following letters to make as many words as possible D N O S E D a'ight. um, later.

ah... thursday. or as it shall hence be known... "game day III". how exciting. today's game, i've played in the newspaper many times, but i'm not really sure what it's called. you unscramble each of the words, and then you take all the encircled letters and unscramble them to get the final phrase. now, the final phrase is a punch line to one of my favorite laffy taffy jokes... "what happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair?" hehehe... sigh... laffy taffy, you slay me. happy obscure-unscrambley-game day! ***UPDATE*** for some helpful hinting, i will now tell you what letter each of the words starts with. k g c b t s e i am assuming of course, that somebody out there cares.

hello friends, and a happy game week to you all. more specifically... happy maze day! hooray! now, again due to problems with the new beta blogger i've had to copy and paste into the body of this blog instead of posting it as a file, so please let me know if there are any problems. have at it. do you feel like a lab rat yet?