slacker
i looked this up, because i was told that if i turned to the definition i would find my picture. all i found were words...
slacker: 1. a person who evades duty or work; shirker (um... i don't know what everyone's talking about. i've never shirked anything. i mean, what kind of person would i be if i just went around shirking! i can't believe that people think i'm a shirker!!... oh... i just looked up the definition of "shirker"... shoot. moving on.) 2. a person who evades military service; dodger. (hmmm... well,although i've never been in the military, i wouldn't necessarily say that i've been evading it.) 3. an especially educated person who is scornful of materialism, purposeless, apathetic, and usually works in a dead-end job. (i have mixed feelings about this. i am in college so would that mean i'm especially educated?i don't feel especially educated. and quite frankly i'm a fan of materialism. i listen to madonna's "material girl" all the time. now, it's true that most people would find my life purposeless, but it's just because they don't understand that i find purpose in the very simple things in life, like waking up in time to watch "golden girls" during breakfast. see? my life is purposeFUL! as for apathetic, just because i don't care about stuff, doesn't make me apathetic. and i do NOT work in a dead-end job. in fact i don't have a job at all! so you see, there's not a bit of this definition that relates to me...sigh...ya, i know...i'm a slacker.)
slacker: 1. a person who evades duty or work; shirker (um... i don't know what everyone's talking about. i've never shirked anything. i mean, what kind of person would i be if i just went around shirking! i can't believe that people think i'm a shirker!!... oh... i just looked up the definition of "shirker"... shoot. moving on.) 2. a person who evades military service; dodger. (hmmm... well,although i've never been in the military, i wouldn't necessarily say that i've been evading it.) 3. an especially educated person who is scornful of materialism, purposeless, apathetic, and usually works in a dead-end job. (i have mixed feelings about this. i am in college so would that mean i'm especially educated?i don't feel especially educated. and quite frankly i'm a fan of materialism. i listen to madonna's "material girl" all the time. now, it's true that most people would find my life purposeless, but it's just because they don't understand that i find purpose in the very simple things in life, like waking up in time to watch "golden girls" during breakfast. see? my life is purposeFUL! as for apathetic, just because i don't care about stuff, doesn't make me apathetic. and i do NOT work in a dead-end job. in fact i don't have a job at all! so you see, there's not a bit of this definition that relates to me...sigh...ya, i know...i'm a slacker.)
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