i have never

a popular drinking game.
coincidentally
also a popular fhe activity.
hu.

the point being, that i am really good at this game.
even after disregarding the obvious.

because i have never...

• eaten a pickle
• seen an episode of "24"
• seen a shooting star
• taken lortab
• skied/snowboarded
• gone to prom
• played "do you love your neighbor"
• read past the first "harry potter" book
• seen "the matrix"
• purchased anything at the gap

and that's just off the top of my head.