thoughts

as i stared at my computer screen with a sad, distant gaze, i thought to myself,
"maybe i will chop my hair off. but i'll have to lose 5 lbs first because short hair makes your hips look bigger."
and then i thought,
"there has to be some other color besides red, yellow, green and brown... and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange AND BLUE!!"
and then i thought,
"i'm gonna start using venn diagrams more often."
and then i thought,
"how am i going to get 9 candy labels, 2 boxes, and a pricelist done by friday?"
and then i thought,
"hehehe... that mary girl was so freaky on american idol last night."

so, you see, i have been productive.