unfunny

THE ANSWERS:

#1 "this is going to get vicious."
"we're playing musical chairs."
"ya. i know. but i throw elbows."

#2 "i hear denver's just like salt lake except with less mormons."
"denver's way better than salt lake."
"...is it because there are less mormons?"

#3 "i can't believe they have oreos but no milk!! i mean really-"
"-there's milk right over there."
"oh."
"i can't believe you interrupted him during his diatribe. there was guaranteed bitterness coming."

#4 "i love tropical fruit punch koolaid."
"i love kiwi strawberry koolaid."
"there's only one solution... a taste off!"

#5 "i'm gonna try out for the football team next month, but right now i'm doing track."
"that's smart to do track."
"ya, i know. i'll be in good shape for try outs."
"no, i mean it's good to practice running. cuz those football guys are HUGE!"

#6 "during christmas break, i saw jimmy carter."
"i'm pretty sure jimmy carter's dead."
"no, he's not. because i went to the local baptist church and he was teaching sunday school."
"well that's exciting. so, what else did you do during break? you know, besides all the hanging out with dead presidents."

THE QUESTION:
which of my jokes did nobody laugh at last night?


p.s. there's nothing like the sound of a bunch of people not laughing.