the grind
there is a three week chunk of time when my job kicks trash.
"when?" you ask?
"right now." i reply.
"why?" you ask?
"because", i reply, " my mornings involve... well, hitting the snooze button. but my later mornings involve designing halloween candy labels that center mostly around a cute, little bat i made and like to call "batsey", and talking to "tom" of "the hazelnut council" about my company's hazelnut needs and flirting a little bit because "tom" has an attractive voice and let's face it, i'm lonely, and getting a free sample of hazelnut products mailed to me.
and then my afternoons are spent at the mall writing on chocolate easter eggs with frosting."
"umm... i was just being polite." you say.
"what?" i ask.
"i was just being polite. i don't really care." you say.
hu.
you're kind of a jerk.
"when?" you ask?
"right now." i reply.
"why?" you ask?
"because", i reply, " my mornings involve... well, hitting the snooze button. but my later mornings involve designing halloween candy labels that center mostly around a cute, little bat i made and like to call "batsey", and talking to "tom" of "the hazelnut council" about my company's hazelnut needs and flirting a little bit because "tom" has an attractive voice and let's face it, i'm lonely, and getting a free sample of hazelnut products mailed to me.
and then my afternoons are spent at the mall writing on chocolate easter eggs with frosting."
"umm... i was just being polite." you say.
"what?" i ask.
"i was just being polite. i don't really care." you say.
hu.
you're kind of a jerk.
Comments
Mmmmm... hazelnut...
and you're right. i don't care. huh.
:)
You're the COOLEST!!!
You should design some t-shirts on threadless.com.
Prize for getting your t-shirt published is $2000.
I wish I could fly with bat wings. That would be sweet.