karma

yes, it's true. at the dance party saturday night i did in fact slap a small asian girl.

but it was accidental, and she was not in my line of vision, and i apologized profusely when it happened and also 20 minutes later when i accidentally rammed into her during a particularly vigorous running man experience.

sadly it's also true that i refrained from slapping the little punk in the beanie who decided he hated me.

college boys.