things you can yell during a bad movie but not during a business meeting...

"why won't you just DIE already???"

"chuck norris is my personal god."

"i think this would best be settled... with a dance off."

"oh geez, put your clothes back on."

"this is the perfect blending of tedium and revulsion."

"i want my life back!!"


that's all i got.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Tomorrow, when I start my internship, I'll have to test those lines out in the office. I'm treating myself to TCBY if I can say all of them twice in one day without getting fired.
barnesanova said…
i've tried to tag onto your creativity. i'm nothing but a shell of your skillz, but i'm there for ya.

http://thenewbarnesanova.blogspot.com/2007/05/inspiration.html
Leah said…
So... I think I may have said all of these things in the workplace... in the last week.
matt said…
"my interest in you is purely professional... sike!"
Fat eSpence said…
What's this movie called? Proud?
They should have called it Boring and stupid!
Annegirl said…
I attended a business meeting today in which I raised my arms above my head and shouted "Hallelujah!" multiple times.

Never underestimate the psyche of the over-worked American.