things you can yell during a bad movie but not during a business meeting...

"why won't you just DIE already???"

"chuck norris is my personal god."

"i think this would best be settled... with a dance off."

"oh geez, put your clothes back on."

"this is the perfect blending of tedium and revulsion."

"i want my life back!!"


that's all i got.

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Anonymous said…
Tomorrow, when I start my internship, I'll have to test those lines out in the office. I'm treating myself to TCBY if I can say all of them twice in one day without getting fired.
Tue May 22, 03:46:00 pm
barnesanova said…
i've tried to tag onto your creativity. i'm nothing but a shell of your skillz, but i'm there for ya.

http://thenewbarnesanova.blogspot.com/2007/05/inspiration.html
Wed May 23, 10:35:00 am
Leah said…
So... I think I may have said all of these things in the workplace... in the last week.
Wed May 23, 11:28:00 pm
matt said…
"my interest in you is purely professional... sike!"
Mon May 28, 08:34:00 am
Fat eSpence said…
What's this movie called? Proud?
They should have called it Boring and stupid!
Wed May 30, 12:13:00 pm
Annegirl said…
I attended a business meeting today in which I raised my arms above my head and shouted "Hallelujah!" multiple times.

Never underestimate the psyche of the over-worked American.
Fri Jun 01, 10:53:00 am
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