you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore

the good thing about working at a super casual, everybody is related to everybody, chocolate factory for 4 1/2 years is that your favorite people might quit, but they never really leave.

the bad thing is that when they come in to visit, the first thing they ask you is if you date and when you say "no", they say, "man, you're like mother hubbard."
and when you say, "... what?" and give them this face, they clarify their statement with, "you know... you're like the old woman in the cupboard."
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ya. i don't know what that means either.
but i can't think of a single context in which it might be complimentary.

at least i wasn't the recipient of the "so i hear you got tweaked out and disappeared to mexico" confrontation.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You look hot in this picture.
Anonymous said…
I would go ahead and give them mean looks, snarky comments, and voodoo doll magic from now on. That's what's really appropriate.
Rach said…
Was your rent way past due too?
Chester B. said…
That's when you tell them that their breath smells like cabbage, or that they have a greasy spot on their jacket.