below freezing

let me take this opportunity to tell you that yes, the rumors are true.
winter is sucking my will to live.
with a straw.
a crazy straw.
my soul is being sucked through a crazy straw by winter.

some people are telling me to please not over dramatize but when you're soul-sapped you can't help but exaggerate.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Is it a spoon straw, a flexi-straw, or a combination cereal bowl straw?
P.S. Today was in the 70s in Florida. I got sweaty walking around. I'm guilty.
Lincoln said…
-30 in Bozeman yesterday. Quit whining.
kat said…
bozeman was that cold?
i thought only your mom missing a meal could make hell freeze over.
Rach said…
Old man winter looks strangely like a lion. With those fiery eyes. That scares me.
Leah said…
You can always come back you know. And bring more freezing peeps with you.