Hairmoting

how you know it's february.

in utah.

and also, you're me...

you buy a season's pass to the local water park.

and then you buy two new swim suits online.

you get really excited about the free tea and hot cocoa at work.

you go to mapquest.com and try and find out exactly how far south you could get in a day.

you buy a bunch of seeds so you can get a head start on your gardening.

you let the pile of sweaters in your clothes hamper get bigger and bigger because the next time you wash them you want to PUT THEM AWAY.

you know exactly how many days there are until daylight savings.

you spend at least 5 minutes every day trying to convince your sallow reflection in the mirror that the sun will come out tomorrow. yes, it involves singing the song.

i don't like february.