why normalcy will never be equated with me

10. i run into things... a lot.
9. i think tap dancing is cool.
8. i do funny voices for my pets (and sometimes for young children).
7. i have all the songs from "newsies" memorized.
6. i think that having a regular exercise regime means sitting on the couch, eating cereal, and watching "taebo" three times a week.
5. did i mention that i run into things a lot? i mean a lot.
4. i watch "golden girls"
3. i'm on the slim fast diet. i eat slim fast with every meal.
2. i have no sense of smell.
1. i have every single episode of "buffy the vampire slayer" recorded and catalogued

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