"as i emerged from my bath daniel was lying on the bed giggling, 'i've got a new diet for you,' he said.
'so you do think i'm fat.'
'ok, this is it. it's very simple. all you do is not eat any food which you have to pay for. so at the start o the diet you're a bit porky and no one asks you out to dinner. then you lose weight and get a bit leggy... and people start taking you out for meals. so thne you put a few pounds on, the invitations trail off and you start losing weight again.'"
bridget jones's diary

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