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do you know how much i miss the days of my grandfather giving me money and cars (as opposed to the piles of reader's digests and ceramic eagle statues he gives me now)? do you even know??
man.
someday when i own disney, i'm going to make a movie about a girl who randomly gets cut off financially by her grandfather and has to support herself by working at a chocolate factory.
and the owner of the chocolate factory will be played by gene wilder.
and she will have a sister who works with her and says things like, "man! if i'd have know i was bigger than him i NEVER would've gone out with him."
and of course, a conservative mother who says things like, "it only takes one night with a boy to be stuck with him forever."
and a crazy roomate who falls down.
and many MANY bad dates.
and probably a few powerball, action sequences.
and what a great movie it will be.
man.
someday when i own disney, i'm going to make a movie about a girl who randomly gets cut off financially by her grandfather and has to support herself by working at a chocolate factory.
and the owner of the chocolate factory will be played by gene wilder.
and she will have a sister who works with her and says things like, "man! if i'd have know i was bigger than him i NEVER would've gone out with him."
and of course, a conservative mother who says things like, "it only takes one night with a boy to be stuck with him forever."
and a crazy roomate who falls down.
and many MANY bad dates.
and probably a few powerball, action sequences.
and what a great movie it will be.
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