"where there's a will, there's a way."
that's been my personal mantra this week.
if you knew how to instantly lose a couple of inches off your torso thus making it possible for you to slip through a 6 inch window opening and save the last minute, pre-marital fondue extravaganza going on in your apartment, you would do it, wouldn't you?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if, by driving for 25 hours straight, you could get out of freakishly ugly, woodsy, tumble weedy, mutant bug infested, mutant bug fostering, road kill strewn, construction mangled, canada bordering, boring, explitive producing, forever big, hideously, horribly, hellishly stupid, stupid, STUPID montana, you would drive those 25 hours, wouldn't you?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if, for the past 40 hours, you'd only ingested mountain dew, ding dongs, and excedrin, wouldn't you seriously consider eating the container full of 2 days old left over spagetti factory pasta you randomly found in your glove compartment?
because i did... well, i considered it. i didn't actually do it. but i considered it without hestitation.
if, in the most random backfire of all time, a boy gives you a sweatband with "hotness squared" written on it in glitter and then shows up a month later wearing a matching one and wanting to take pictures, and you suddenly remember that you gave your glitter encrusted sweatband away long, long ago, wouldn't you say you were going to bed and then shut yourself in your room?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if your best friend got married last night to one of the nicest men ever, and looked all beautiful, and happy, and grown upish, wouldn't you get all vicariously happy, and teary?
because i really, really did.
without any hesitation.
if you knew how to instantly lose a couple of inches off your torso thus making it possible for you to slip through a 6 inch window opening and save the last minute, pre-marital fondue extravaganza going on in your apartment, you would do it, wouldn't you?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if, by driving for 25 hours straight, you could get out of freakishly ugly, woodsy, tumble weedy, mutant bug infested, mutant bug fostering, road kill strewn, construction mangled, canada bordering, boring, explitive producing, forever big, hideously, horribly, hellishly stupid, stupid, STUPID montana, you would drive those 25 hours, wouldn't you?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if, for the past 40 hours, you'd only ingested mountain dew, ding dongs, and excedrin, wouldn't you seriously consider eating the container full of 2 days old left over spagetti factory pasta you randomly found in your glove compartment?
because i did... well, i considered it. i didn't actually do it. but i considered it without hestitation.
if, in the most random backfire of all time, a boy gives you a sweatband with "hotness squared" written on it in glitter and then shows up a month later wearing a matching one and wanting to take pictures, and you suddenly remember that you gave your glitter encrusted sweatband away long, long ago, wouldn't you say you were going to bed and then shut yourself in your room?
because i did. without any hesitation.
if your best friend got married last night to one of the nicest men ever, and looked all beautiful, and happy, and grown upish, wouldn't you get all vicariously happy, and teary?
because i really, really did.
without any hesitation.
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