womanhood

today i became a woman.

um... ok. that's a lie.

today i pretended to be a woman.

um... that sounds shifty.

today i had to call up a printing company and talk to them about how they completely messed up some brochures and made them look all gross when they should've looked all hot and i had to convince them to re-print the brochures, because my bosses are all passive aggressive and didn't want to do it themselves.

um... too detailed?

today i became a lackey.