so psychatronic

i was watching some program on vh1 and some guy was like,
"pshaw... your mom blah blah blah."
and this other guy turned to him was like,

"hey. that's not funny. my mom died from blah blah blah."

and i sat up and pointed at the tv and said,
"hey!! you got that from me*!!"

i can't believe it took me so long to figure it out. vh1 is totally using me as their woman of the people/pop culture reference. vh1 is stalking me.

i mean, do they or do they not have a blog? what other proof do you need?!

i now consider it my duty, my privilege even, to mess with their heads.
by using nonsensical words like "neopocalypse"and "rhapsotropic". or maybe just "psychatron".
by wearing those HUGE driving sunglasses my grandparents buy. you know, the sunglasses that are so big they wear them over their regular glasses.
by going on the katkin's diet based on your body's need for concentrated minerals. you eat nothing but bacon on mondays and wednesdays, and go on a juice diet every friday. or maybe i'll start eating nothing but fruit rollups.

i'm open to any suggestions.

*and also liz and em. and, if you really want to get technical, ryan b. i can't take all the credit for the birth of the horribly insensitive "my mom died..." joke.

Comments